29.07.2020
Dear innocent,
This is the second time I'm applying to Regulatory Affairs position in your company because I can't simply give up, it's my dream to work in innocent. As you can see, my actions speak louder than my resume.. I'm only hoping that this time you'd click on the link and come visit this post and see how determined I am, not in a creepy way of course.
If you feel too lazy to read my first attempt to communicate with you (below), here is a recap for you: I thought it would be a fun idea to bring you here and pretend like this is my cover letter so I bragged about myself IN MY OWN BLOG. Still a better love story than the Notebook.
Apparently you weren't so impressed and I have received this generic e-mail from your recruitment team saying that I was OK but you had better options to move forward with. I didn't want to delete the post just to keep it as a memory and now that I saw another open position, in my field, I thought hey I'm just gonna update the first post and see where it's gonna take me.
So. Hire me this time, I guess?
Best regards,
Merve
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Dear innocent,
HELLO
this is a pretty private blog, I used to be a famous blogger but then I got bored of all the attention and pressure so decided to leave that little fake world and started to write here.
OK I lied, only 2 guys that I was once in love with know this blog, not to be a drama queen or anything but I suspect sometimes they come here and try to catch up with my life (millenials call it "stalking" these days).
Anyways. There goes my cover letter.
I really really hope you guys go an extra mile to click this blog because I'm about to tell you a heart warming story.
First time I came across to your company's name, I was in a supermarket in Ireland. It was very cold outside and your smoothies were wearing adorable little hats. Now, I'm a romantic person and this sensitivity is gonna be the end of me. But I don't care, never engaged myself with a brand like this before and I felt so proud of being your fan girl ever since.
When I see the job position, and needles to mention I'm a killer regulatory affairs professional, I just had to go for it.
I wish you guys knew I'm the one for you, just as I know you're the one for me.
So what else... Yeah, hire me I guess.
P.S: I think the title of this blog post looks like a good old punk song.
Best regards,
Merve
